lets smile<nice and funny sayings

lets smile<nice and funny sayings

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What is the longest word in the English language?
SMILES: there is a mile between the first and last letters!"







Teacher: Maria please point to America on the map.
Maria: This is it.
Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America?
Class: Maria did.




A: Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?
B: Yes I am, I married the wrong woman





What are the three quickest ways of spreading a rumour (or gossip).

• Telegram
  
• Telephone
  
• Tell a woman
  

A: Did you hear that a baby was fed on elephant's milk and gained twenty pounds in a week.
B: That's impossible. Whose baby?
A: An elephant's


Am I the first man you have ever loved?" he said.

"Of course," she answered "Why do men always ask the same question?".




When I was young I didn't like going to weddings.
My grandmother would tell me, "You're next"
However, she stopped doing that after I started saying the same thing to her at funerals


Two cows are standing in a field.
One says to the other "Are you worried about Mad Cow Disease?"
The other one says "No, It doesn't worry me, I'm a horse















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Teacher: How can we get some clean water?
Student: Bring the water from the river and wash it.

When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.

David Bissonette





After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together.

Sacha Guitry





By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.
Socrates






Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them.

Anonymous





The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, "What does a woman want?"

Dumas





I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.
Sigmund Freud





'Some people ask
the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two
times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She
goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.'

Anonymous





'There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage.'
Sam Kinison





'I've had bad luck with both my wives.
The first one left me, and the second one didn't.'

James Holt McGavra





Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming
1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it,
2. Whenever you're right, shut up.

Patrick Murra





The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once....

Nash





You know what I did before I married?
Anything I wanted to.
Anonymous





My wife and I were happy for twenty years.
Then we met.

Henny Youngman





A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.
Rodney Dangerfield





A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: 'Wife wanted'. Next day he received a hundred letters.
They all said the same thing: 'You can have mine.'
Anonymous





First Guy (proudly): 'My wife's an angel!'
Second Guy: 'You're lucky, mine's still alive.'

Anonymous

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